Soffee

The way Ben thinks Sophie’s spelt

Ben: isn’t it s o f f e e?
Everyone: Yeah, it’s Soffee

by Sophd06 November 6, 2020

snoff

a sneeze and a cough combined.

I just snoffed.

by miniaustralianshepherd1 November 21, 2020

staff weapon

A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots

The Jaffa always cary a staff weapon with them

by General Sanders January 3, 2021

Scoffer

A large interbred specimen, usually humanoid that feasts on sympathy. They will go out of their way to make others miserable and attach themselves to a leader for protection.

James - "I'm really upset, woe is me"

Mark - "you're such a scoffer"

by Cleetus Mctickledicks January 12, 2021

STAFF

Synonymous with the word idiot. They typically have trouble reading, doing anything with even the smallest amount of common sense, and ultimately belong in a special education classroom.

"Dude these EI staff are terrible."
"Yeah except for Michael, he's alright."
"Still though, what a joke."

by FideIias February 9, 2021

Spoffording

When someone gives you fake compliments. They mean well, but you know that they aren't true.

Coach: Great work everybody! I like what I see!
Friend 1: He's Spoffording us
Friend 2: IKR

by McZugget March 16, 2021

Sloff

A caring, kind, and relatable significant other. One that is into you and doesn’t ever seem like they are never going to let you go. Typically in a relationship involving two men, sloff is a word that means your forever partner.

I love you, my sloff! I will take care of you forever until the end of time.

by Beeb_0204 April 25, 2021