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wall-stalk pop-up

Someone who posts something random on your Facebook wall, or comments on a post for the sole purpose of being seen by someone else/making their presence known. Usually done by an ex-gf/bf, a wanna-be gf/bf or in sneaky cases, by someone who wants you to friend them but does not want to send a friend request for fear of being rejected, so posts it on mutual friend's page.
Usually this pop-up is ignored, like most screen pop-ups because it's an obvious "look at me" attempt.
Jenny: "Did you see that random post on Tom's wall from his ex?"

Alexis: "Yeah, I'm not worried. It's just a wall-stalk pop-up. He doesn't even talk to her anymore."
by jb3625 January 21, 2011
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order stalking

v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible
John annoys the workers at In-N-Out because he is always order stalking on every visit.
by the man who wears things July 12, 2012
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Stalk

To show a picture of someone you know to your 3rd cousin that you never met
by Define this CAPTCHA June 30, 2018
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Stalk n block

When someone follows/friends another to stalk their social media but then decides to block them
I thought he was interested in me, but then he stalk n blocked me the next day.
by gmgway August 12, 2020
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stalking

usually involves a very long romantic walk for 2, however only 1 of them knows the walk is for 2.
Bro my girlfriend called me, said some guy was stalking her so I went and tried to fight him.
by William MacMorrison December 24, 2020
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social stalk

stalking people on social media without getting noticed

stalkhub.com
social stalk my boyfriend from instagram web viewers like
by stalkhub August 25, 2019
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stalk-contact

The moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. This may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. "Stalk" can be substituted for the codename of your stalkee.
"OMG did you just see that COOK-contact?! I just bumped into him!"

"Awww I loved that stalk-contact today, I love talking to ZIP!"
by it's time December 1, 2009
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