Squirrelcide

(v); The act of a squirrel committing suicide, usually by jumping in front of a moving vehicle. (AKA Death by Automobile)

Man, that squirrel was so depressed, I'm surprised it took him so long to decide to commit squirrelcide.

by playswithsquirels May 30, 2011

Squirrel Injection

A term used to describe next generation hacking in which a given system's source-code is unraveled line by line. This exposes vulnerabilities at different layers that can then be used to navigate through the system undetected and collect information, sometimes called "nuts".

Using squirrel injection HACKER combed through the FBI database and stole government secrets.

by Don't Worry About It______ November 23, 2011

squirrellin'

To be young and be a fucking retard.

Also to be young, and moving side to side rapidly on IRacing

The 4:45 AM EST has a lot of FUCKING SQUIRRELS.

This motherfucker moved to wall to the line about 70000000000 times. fucking squirrellin'

by PC10DaTruth July 15, 2011

Squirrel's Nest

The part between your balls and butthole. Also none as a gooch, but its called a squirrel's nest when it is hairy.

My "Squirrel's Nest" is getting to hairy, I need to shave.

by The Burglest Burglar December 30, 2011

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.

John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.

by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013

squirrel skinner

Someone who is so uptight, if you shoved a squirrel up their ass it would have no pelt upon pulling it out.

That guy is such a squirrel skinner.

by Fat_n_forty January 18, 2015