squirrel squad

My little homie who died the other day. RIP squirrel squad. Nicks and asshole for choking you with that tic tac.

Look! Squirrel squad just stuck his head out of the hole

by Oli Hofs February 18, 2009

mutant squirrel

A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.

Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...

by horrorcritiquedude,man October 10, 2011

Chocolate Squirrel

A squirrel covered in feces.

From the unrated version of the movie "Anchorman".

"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel" --Brick Tamland

by Kung-fu Zombie January 4, 2005

doom squirrel

the grim reapers pet squirrel a flying death machine thats built to reap the souls of all whom the reaper misses by the way it kills dogs the most don't ask me why I thought it would be a cat or something but anywho....IT WILL ASSASSINTE YOU WILL ULLTIMATE SQUIRRLEY WRATH

doom squirrel is the dooom and chaos in the world so beware the squrrel man BEWARE IT'S SQUIRRELY WRATH OR DIE!!!!!

by lizard0004 February 13, 2008

Squirrel that shit

To hide or conceal items of interest from ones who are not worthy

Gio: Yo guys wheres my Tequila?

Me: SQUIRRELED THAT SHIT!

or

Yo go squirrel that shit before the idiots come over

by The Official Whitehouse February 18, 2009

fart squirrel

Another name for skunk.

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.

by Razorayne December 15, 2015

The Brown Squirrel

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.

Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

by Rei Syndrom June 16, 2010