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This girl let me borrow her pencil the other day in Chemistry, said that I could keep it, and invited me to her birthday party on December 5! Her name is Jaime Lee Spears.
by Caroline McGrinty November 28, 2011
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Brittany Spears was once (many years ago) the hottest celebrity on the face of the earth. But as of November 2007 she is the baldest, ugliest, stupidest mother alive. Which unfortunately means... She is no longer the Brittany Spears we all used to love. :(
Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.
Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...
So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Do we all remember the day when she was so cute and had albums with little flowers on it...And her clothes...?
Well what do the albums have now? Ehhh... Strippers...Skanks... black loinclothes... you know... really sick stuff.
Is this the kind of behavior we encourage in young souls? Well, the answer is... no other than... yes. And why? well, i dont exactly know... maybe some body should ask Brittany Spears's point of view because i am completely at a loss of words, but obviously she knows what she's doing so...
So think about this the next time you turn on a jam of Brittany Spears... And ask your self... Is this what the world will be made of in ten years???... or so...
Six years ago:
Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...
Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.
Nowadays:
Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...
Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
Dude: Hey man, how hot is Brittany Spears in her new album? I pretty much wanna bone her...
Other dude: Yeah she's pretty hot.... but your a perv.
Nowadays:
Dude: Brittany Spears is gaining weight and wearing things that are ugly and too small... its pretty gross...although i would still bone her...
Other Dude: Yeah man, shes so gross. She makes me want to vomit all over your face. Oh, and your still a perv.
by THE FUTURE IS MINE!!!!! December 18, 2007
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Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Britney Spears: Shave head. Rehab. Lose custody of kids to none other than Kevin Federline. Suck at VMA's. Attempt Suicide. Rehab. Repeat.
Jamie Spears: Be a lot better off then her sister. Then, completely ruin a Nickelodeon series by getting pregnant with a guy that was almost old enough for it to be considered rape.
So, in general, if someone accuses you of being Spears, you FAIL.
Guy: you suck, you're such a Spears.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
Other Guy: I just died a little bit on the inside, thats the worst insult ever.
by MilesDavis January 9, 2009
Get the Spears mug." that girl is so pulling a brittany spears right now, i mean look at that nose. theres no way it could be real"
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Get the Brittany Spears mug.1. Any rapper that has made a spectacle of themselves and their deplorable personal lives;
2. Rappers that spend more time in front of a camera talking smack than behind a mic spitting anything worthwhile.
2. Rappers that spend more time in front of a camera talking smack than behind a mic spitting anything worthwhile.
by TSSContra March 17, 2008
Get the Britney Spears Rapper mug.A devoted mother and wonderful singer who is constantly being tormented by the media. She is also an individual who has gone utterly insane from all of the years of harrassment she has endured.
Britney Spears can't walk from her car to the gas pump without someone shoving a camara in her face.
by Mildew619 November 13, 2007
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