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spanger

adj. Meaning "brilliant". Invented when drunk to describe oneself.
"You alright mate?"
"Yer mate I'm spanger."
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scanner monkey

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT
1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.
by RJ B January 12, 2004
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Fidget Spinners

AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.
Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels
by 42 Hunt Skank May 16, 2017
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spinner

A nickname for a woman who uses the illegal stimulant drug, methamphetimine ("crank"), in very large quantities. The word is descriptive of the speed at which her thoughts are moving, as well as her scatter-brained state of mind.
"Man, did you see Spinner in the club? Hot body, but the bitch didn't make no sense. She needs some SLEEP"
by N. Brandes July 18, 2005
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spannerhead

One whos head is full of spanners
What a spannerhead
by ultimasimon June 16, 2004
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Spinner

A spinneer is someone who watches meatspin for at least 10 rotations. This basically refers to someone as being gay.

Meatspin is a shocksite, which displays a video of two men having sex in which the catchers penis is flying around in a spinning motion, hence the name spinner. Below the video is a counter of how many rotations the penis has made.

A shock site is a website intended to be offensive or shocking to most viewers, containing material many people would consider extremely distasteful. Usually sent to someone, when they are expecting something else
WOW Jim is a spinner, what a fag!
by cdel June 11, 2006
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Salad Spinner

A move requiring quite a bit of flexibility and a lot of lettuce, the salad spinner is when the female party is of small proportions and can be spun easily whilst riding stick and formulating a tasty caesar, hold the anchovies.
"dude, last night I was craving a cassar salad, so my girl says to me "ever tried the salad spinner?", I replied "no, let's do it," then she spun me so hard I got caesar dressing all over my bed."
by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012
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