smurf balls

This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.

Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.

by Mike Dennison July 8, 2007

Vanity Smurf

When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.

"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."

by randy trevor leahey September 2, 2006

Smurf Club

Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.

My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!

by Vince the madman November 8, 2004

Urban Smurf

A Little Chav (Normal a Girl)

Boy: You a Urban Smurf
Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you
Boy: You can't even reach my ankles
Girl: GGGGGGGRrrrrr , Ill bitch Slap you in a min boio

by Checken April 15, 2008

pappa smurf

a little blue person with wisdom and facial hair

i pappa smurf that spelling test.

by ukfanalways November 22, 2004

Smurf Cat

An unfunny joke used by Gen Alpha - Gen Zs.

Goes with the song "The Scepter" By Alan Walker.
A realistic smurf that is mixed with a cat, probably using AI.

Person 1: We Live, We Love, We Lie
Person 2: Shut up! You're not funny
Person 1: Bum bum bum baa badada bada bum bum bum bum bum (The Sceptre Alan Walker)

"We Live, We Love, We Lie!"
The Scepter by Alan Walker
Smurf Cat Theme Song

by breadtoasteroven September 13, 2023

Blue Smurf

A drink which contains cheep vodka and blue World of Warcraft Mountain Dew. The drink is then topped off with whipped cream and a cherry, created a blue drink with a white top which resembles a smurf.

Seth had so many blue smurfs that he caught a fly in his throat... typical Seth.

by Hartnasty November 9, 2010