Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

by SpanglyCharly February 1, 2021

Free slurps

Not paying to get your dick sucked

Ayy girl you gonna give me some free slurps

by What the fuck it ain't working May 13, 2017

Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023

Slurp

Slurps are amazing caring people who are funny and love derkslurp. They want to work with other fandoms such as dunkins, sunraes, bebes, and more.

Slurps are derkslurp’s cool funny fandom

by diamond.x.derk January 18, 2021

Banana Slurpee

A prank in which you fool the victim into drinking yellow snow.

Joey will never forgive me after I gave him a banana slurpee last week.

by Com-un-Sense December 7, 2018

starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018

Hot Slurp Balloon

A condom filled with piss

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it

by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023