Roller skater

A ROLLER SKATER is someone who does not like to commit to issues, relationships, or situations long term. They like the initial excitement, then they just skate off and leave everyone else to deal with the messes they make.

“Danielle likes to start a bunch of s***, but she never likes to stick around to face the music! She’s such a ROLLER SKATER!”

by DeadHead68 June 24, 2021

Reki._.skateboarder

A tiktoker that makes amazing s8 the infinity edits and should def be my mutual

Person 1: did you see that edit made by Reki._.skateboarder?!?!??
Person 2: no but they should def be my mutual

by Not1_cr4v3_d34th March 19, 2022

Head of Skate

A (fake) Disney Movie made by CollegeHumor.com

It makes fun of Sarah Palin possibly becoming Vice President (with being an Alaskan Hockey Mom)

Michael - Have you seen "Head of Skate"?
Steven - What a fantasy!

(Both Nervously Chuckling)

by LiFeOfMiChAeL111 January 18, 2009

Guy From Skate Board Fail

A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies

Ouch!

Guy From Skate Board Fail got hit in the balls...what else is there to say

by Lilaznkid95 September 23, 2009

Eat Fast and Skate Ass

Similar to the phrase “Eat ass and Skate fast” however refers to an overweight individual who can not skate very well due to the fact that they eat so much so quickly.

Jim: wanna go eat ass and skate fast later bro?
Terry: sorry man, I can only Eat Fast and Skate Ass. Go ask Dylan

by Red Dogg June 11, 2018

Spat smack & skat

This is when a man is having sex with a woman (hitting it from behind) and cannot cum. So you decide to spit on her ass so she thinks you came, but then she here’s you working up the spit and turns around, so then you spit in her face, the smack the spit into her face, then leave quickly with your hands up and your pants pulled down

I didn’t realize this bitch had such a loose pussy so I had to hit her with the “spat smack & skat.”- when you use your spit and masculinity to disorient her.

by Private pile November 1, 2020

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021