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Shit

1. Slang word for faeces.

2. To defecate.
3. Something really bad.
4. An exclamation.
He just did the smelliest shit ever!
I have to shit but there are no facilities around.
That exam was so shit!
Shit! I forgot my suitcase!
by Mayor of Awesome Town September 19, 2009
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Shit

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss March 1, 2014
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"Shits been happening to me today. I failed the math test, a creep gave me a creme brulee, and my roommates left feces on the floor!"
by noshits November 8, 2011
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why are you looking up shit on here??
eww ur discusting
by BILLYBOB BOB December 14, 2008
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the stuff that comes out of your ass when you sit down
Dude i had to take a shit last night at that party but i was to embarassed!
by Dick Walding! March 14, 2009
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The Shit

One who is both awesome and rather iresponsible/lazy/bitchy. Most people have a cousin (doesn't have to be a first cousin, can be 2nd, 3rd, etc)or weird Uncle who fits this description. A person who is simply The Shit. They do nothing but bitch (or becth as Kelly would say) and complain, but there is just something about them that makes them so wicked sweet that they are most definitely The Shit.
My cousin Joycelyn: Who is The Shit?

Me: Joycelyn is The Shit!
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Hand ball table tennis. The coolest game ever! Played by local people at my high school during lunch. :) this game is The SHIT!
by Mikki Mouse June 4, 2005
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