The act of farting hard enough to make you think you shit yourself, but when you go to check your pants, they are skid-free.
Friend 1: "Phew! Thank god I went and checked, I could have sworn I sharted myself!"
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."
Friend 2: "ah, you've experienced the rare phantom shart, I see?"
Friend 1: "...I think we should see other people."
by Yikes__ June 4, 2021
Get the phantom shart mug.Also called a burf. This is when you intend to burp but a little extra surprise from the depths of your stomach go along for the ride. This commonly occurs while drinking heavily.
Krishnan went to burp to relieve some of the pressure after finishing a shotgun, but he experienced an oral shart and got some vomit on the floor.
by Patty Mayonnaise September 15, 2015
Get the Oral Shart mug.Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?
I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.
Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.
Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
by Bubber22 May 8, 2017
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Get the Dirty Shart mug.When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
Get the Alpha Shart mug.A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.
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