I'm supposed to be at school today, but luckily it's a Friday, and I have a ache all over that made me stay from there. I was also supposed to hand in a stupid writing prompt about finding a dragonfly as big as a school bus and the adventures you had with it. Well, I guess I lucked out, since I have to do nothing but watcth TV. It is 9:09 right now, and I am thinking that most kids in my 5th grade class are struggling with that writing prompt. PS. Typed this with my DSi XL.(Isn't that amazing?)
by Whatschoolstandsfor October 23, 2010
Get the schoolmug. by fishywishypooo May 30, 2009
Get the Schoolmug. A place where adults jack kids up on speed, commonly known as Ritalin, so that they will sit still and pay attention long enough to listen to adults tell them to just say no to pot.
Teacher: Joanna was caught smoking marijuana behind the school building today. She must not have been listening when we talked about the dangers of drugs, so we are going to put her on a hard drug Ritalin to make it easier for her to pay attention.
by Malafides Lucius December 24, 2008
Get the schoolmug. School is a place where wiggers try to get too much attention (in class, in hallways, incafeteria etc.) School is supposed to help you practice for the futur, and practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why bother practicing?
Oh no! A wigger! Oh my god... purses everywhere... Oh look! we can see his boxers, his pants are down to his knees!
by Andrea May 13, 2005
Get the schoolmug. A less tortrous concentration camp
by Rachel June 5, 2004
Get the Schoolmug. Person 1: I got just my high school diploma!
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
by illegalpig March 4, 2017
Get the schoolmug. 