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San Mateo

Coolest part of California just a little west of San Francisco. Home of the Hillsdale Knights!!!! Also home to the Aragon Dons (boo) and the San Mateo Bobcats (real creative guys). Also home to a bunch of middle schools, including Abbott, which even if you went there, you can agree sucked.

Half of the population of San Mateo think that they're super ghetto. Someone should inform them that they don't live in Oakland because nothing bad ever happens in this hood. We're super sheltered.
San Mateo is the coolest part of Bay Area! Repping 650!
by BlueHobos June 19, 2011
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Rye San

A wanna be asian whom submits to older white women. aka boy toy
by Lameo February 9, 2005
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San Francisco

Little cutty cove on the northern pacific.
"We got our own slang
But everybody took it
Now we goin’ dumb down the Av drivin’ crooked"

"Hey, what would u say the best city on earth is?"
"I'd have to say San Francisco"
by Hannah Rachael January 14, 2008
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san mateo

A city 30 miles west of san francisco. home to the aragon dons.
San Mateo is da illest city in northern CALI
by sushi boi May 13, 2005
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san fransexual

SanFransexual (n)
A guy who will put on nail polish to go out dancing but won't spend an hour worrying about his hair; will wear dresses to bars, but will also fix your flat tire; will tell you what they're feeling, but will also bend you over a sawhorse.
i used to think i was bi, until i realized im just a sanfransexual.
by andy-tee July 29, 2005
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Sans Day

A day once a week that true epic gamers dress up like the popular Undertale character Sans.
"did you hear? Sans Day is this thursday"
by StibWoods November 8, 2019
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Valvo San

1. Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love. 2. He have a Chuck Norris penis!
See that guy? He's got a Valvo San dick.
by Your mom LOLgagafg April 6, 2009
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