never late twice in the same day

The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time

Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!

by Original igloo August 20, 2020

samesies

An expression commonly used by those with both the intellect and maturity of a seventh grader, to communicate that one sympathizes with, has committed similar actions as, or to simply agree with another person. However, it can also be utilized by those with a veteran sense of humor and a thorough history of meme-creation.

"I just shat myself"
"Samesies"

by tj696969 February 22, 2017

same head

Someone who works in a call centre, loves pop R&B, shops in Primark/H&M/Top Shop/Man, goes out to Walkabout/Slug & Lettuce and the like every week and likes whatever the media tells them to, and thinks they're brilliant for it.

This city is full of same heads, let's go underground

by baldmosher June 30, 2006

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006

Sameage

Sameage means you think the same as the person you r talkin to or you like the same things as the person you are talking to.

Georgia - I love my new neon nail varnish!

Sophiee - Sameage!

by Sophiee Baybee April 16, 2009

Husam and Samer

Also known as Odin and Baldr. Both of these dick tooths thought it would be funny to send urban dictionary words of our names while i was trying to work with the plumber for my house. Those two dumb fucks can't get an erection even if it was to save their own lives, this specimen sub-human retarded pieces of shit should be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are.

I saw Husam and Samer today, it was the most retarded thing i have ever seen.

by Laith aka tyr always wins October 24, 2019

Two cops with the same rock

Appropriated from the dated, speciesist, and sometimes sexist, phrase: "Two birds with one stone".

This is when two police officers are hit with the same rock thrown at them, commonly in a riot situation, which is seen as beneficial to the rioter. Known basically as a "2 in 1" result. Commonly used by ACAB supporters and others opposed to police.

That's two cops with the same rock!

by anonymiteriot May 6, 2011