A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. He’s a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so it’s better to see his mother’s penis. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.
by Itsjireel November 11, 2021
Ryan is literally such a badass name for a strong woman, but if you find one, keep her close. Ryan is loyal, protective, extremely sarcastic and will always make you laugh in one way or another, and will always have cuddles readily available. You will never be able to get rid of her for good, no matter how hard you try, she is always there.
by MarynTheMarvelLegend November 22, 2021
by Talladega March 31, 2020
by Madeline mccan basement owner February 16, 2020
A Professional at the subject of Life, Ryan is awesome. quick with the ladies, and quick to move on, he has an 11 incher and it is always loaded. He is a noble Gangster who shoots unstable niggers and has little remorse. listens to all kinds of music. can be found driving, working on cars, shooting guns, eating, etc.
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.
Syn.: Awesomeness
has awesome friends, who are bad ass and drive bad ass fast cars.
Syn.: Awesomeness
by the pounder himself April 19, 2009
Manwhore, pothead, who never texts back and laughs if he breaks up with you usually over text messages.
LOVES CATS
druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.
LOVES CATS
druggie who may or may not admit it, hates hookers, and home wreakers! he will like girls who wear way too much makeup. But a hypocrite.
Girl 1: Ah I hooked up with Ryan last night!
Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!
Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?
Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!
Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!
Girl 2: But he's my boyfriend?!
Girl 1: Oh you didn't get his text?
Girl 2: No he stopped after three messages!
Girl 1: Sorry he was busy getting high and I doing my makeup!
by bitch ass foo5 March 13, 2010