Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.
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River shitters AKA Indian people not native Americans but Red Dot Indians. They are known to shit in rivers and streams because they have no plumbing.
I went to Calcutta and I seen all of their people shitting in the river therefore they are river shitters
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Man, the water's been cut off and all of my spoons have been stolen. I'm gonna have to make a River City Snowie of I want this crystal.
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In the hauntingly picturesque River Valley View, the search for a dying female student from Class 11-T in Lima November High School named Tamara Sengklekman on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 reveals not just the town’s dark secrets but also the struggles of its residents to cope with loss and mystery.
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Get the A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City mug.The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state
It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.
It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.
VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?
VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!
VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!
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