Fluttering Queef

the process of making a completely disgusting sexual act proper by asking for it in a British accent.

MAN: darling, might you shit in my mouth while whilst i masturbate?

WOMAN: before or after tea & crumpets?

MAN: Of course BEFORE, darling.

WOMAN: very well then.

MAN:(reverting back to hillbilly accent due to excitement) WOO BOY we gonna have us some FLUTTERING QUEEF TODAY!!!

by jimmyWOW July 12, 2010

Boo Boo Queef

Something thats pretty bad, used in the same way as "bad" or "sucks".

Remblob: I lost a bet with my friend.
Cooper: Wow, that's pretty boo boo queef.

by Coopertonium July 31, 2021

queef inhaler

After sex occurs and therefore possibly a queef would slip out, a sexual act would happen in which the man (or woman) would wait with his lips around the lady's vagina and wait for a queef to happen so he can literally inhale it, and swallow the fumes.

"That dude's a freak, hes a queef inhaler"

by Maxyboi July 3, 2006

queefer

The vaginal fart, also known as the queef, vart or pussy fart

the first time I heard a heard a queefer I laughed my ass off. the chick was mortified.

by Anonymous December 18, 2002

Queeffetta

Vaginal version of Dick cheese

Person 1: That girl smells weird.
Person 2: She probably has queeffetta too.

by KhyroBoy November 4, 2019

Queeflex

The act of using a reflex hammer to gently tap the taint of a woman for the desired effect of a queef.

Joey was extremely bored, therefore he decided to use Katie's queeflex as amusement.

by Farkin' Sark on my Dark December 31, 2010

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011