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Putin

A vain, incompetent kleptocrat especially one who uses intimidation and murder to silence their opposition while distracting their constituents from domestic mismanagement and corruption with illegal wars of aggression.
HOA member 1: Hey are you going to vote for Karen for reelection as HOA president?

HOA member 2: Yeah. I'd vote against her but she's become a real Putin over the last term and I really don't want my gazebo burning down again.
by A bunch of random letters February 5, 2023
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Putin

An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Putined

To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.

A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
by SDC 101 December 6, 2022
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Putin

Smallest dick on planet earth. Over-compensating on steroids.
Did you hear Joe had his lunch money stolen again? It was fucking Putin again, beating up on good guys taking shit that ain’t his…
by GreatD December 19, 2022
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Putin

Absolutely based guy and the last global leader defending traditional Christian civilisation.
President of Russia, framed as a dictator in Europe/ the US, besides enjoying higher approval rates than any of the effeminate Western leaders.

Rides bears shirtless while wielding AK-47s. Makes blue-haired teenage girls from California scream in rage, as he enforces laws banning LGBT-propaganda. Truly a delight when compared to clowns like Trudeau or Sleepy Joe.
Hating on Putin because the screen people tell you to is a classic cope, my guy!

Who saved those children from a burning building again? - Why, Putin, of course!

*Western girl, tired of weak men*: "If only my boyfriend was more like Putin.."
by Raaf de Dikste January 3, 2023
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puți

Used in self-defence when someone lies in order to mock you
When someone says:"You're gay just like Fabritio"
You respond: "Puți!"
And the conversation ends
by mihuuu January 9, 2023
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Putin

Putin took Zelenskies lunch
by TBNRF8n January 16, 2023
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