puss bag

another way to say cunt bag but its puss (p-oo-s) bag

your a fucking puss bag ya cunt

by DUbi February 21, 2008

slaughter puss

Slaughter puss adj.- An enflamed vagina with labia so large they are capable of slaughtering entire villages and spreading HIV through out the land.

Hey did you hear about that slaghter puss epidemic in Mexico? ,or I just got back from Tijuana and a slaughter puss almost gave me AIDS, but i was a smart pimp an wore a condom! Slaughter puss could be your daughters puss

by Flemish Burlap Condom November 22, 2007

grease-puss

A derogatory reference to a large woman or young lady, at least a little overweight, or buffered by a layer of fat around her gut, who also enjoys nagging at men, stalkering or snooping in other's business, cock-blocking, and has a general nervous attitude about herself that's very off-putting. Aforementioned woman might also enjoy buying lavish dinners for men that she stalks and bothers about.

Guy: 'If you guzzle another coffee cup of melted Velveeta cheese, grease-puss, those buttons are gonna pop off your blouse....grease-puss!'
Girl: 'I want peanut butter, NOW!!! With chocolate M&M's mixed in!!!(Snort, snort, wheeze...)
Guy: 'I said NO, grease-puss! Peanut butter and M&M's will just make you fatter!'
Girl: 'NOW!!! I said CHEESE!!! NOW!!!'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

R-Puss

The real pussy guys get when they go to a party. Some may claim that guys go out and get F-puss (fake pussy), but in reality they get R-Puss. Stands for real pussy.

Mike: Yo, I'm going out and getting some girls tonight!
Hater: Man you know you are just gunna get F-puss tonight.
Mike: Screw you bro, I'm getting R-puss!

by deerroo January 22, 2011

Call the Puss

Taking a Cell phone, putting it on vibrate and sticking in a woman's vagina. Then calling it. Courtesy of "Bubba the Love Sponge" done on his show several times, heard on Sirius channel 101.

Call the Puss

by Son_of_BTLS.com June 2, 2009

puss-slide

Popping the acne on a significant other's back and using the puss as anal grease.

Chris was poised to give greasy Jerry a puss-slide.

by Pat Bateman May 3, 2005

Puss in Boots

A manager or Division Head who is typically un-willing or un-able to stand up for him self, more often deffering to his subordinates.

If my boss wasn't such a Puss in Boots, I wouldn't be working so much overtime.

by B February 1, 2005