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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
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pressed

A word used by middle school copy & paste ROBLOX users when they are losing an argument
Person 1: Makes an actual good comeback
Copy & Paste: Omg ur so pressed rat!!11!
by Robert S. Reeves March 9, 2021
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Hijacked My Press

Hijacking someone's press is akin to reading a person's life story or an interesting fact about a person and then using it as a part of your life story, job experience, etc. It's really bothersome when the person doing the hijacking is really clueless about your experiences or what happened to you.

Some bosses hijack their employee's work and call it their own, but are hard-pressed to explain how they came about the solution or why they felt it was the best solution.

These acts aren't sincere forms of flattery. These people are counterfeits.
I read an article about Simon in the Wall Street Journal where he hijacked my press. He said he came up with this new microblogging site idea while he was driving home one day. Well, he certainly did because I left my journal explaining this new microblogging idea I came up with last month in his car while I was rushing to the airport.
by UD Noob September 19, 2010
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Penny Press

A penny press is someone who always has to chime in and say some half-fact nonsense. They try to act smart and seem like they know stuff but, the “stuff” is worthless like a penny. Think of one of those penny machines where you put two in and one squashed penny comes out.
“She’s just a penny press, always putting in her two cents and not contributing to the conversation
“What you’re saying is useless, stop being a penny press”
by BluePug May 27, 2022
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press-lady

The press-lady has been arrested by the police.
by uttam maharjan June 8, 2011
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Neat press

When you make your hair look neat and tidy and looking clean
I went to a formal gathering so I had to neat press my hair
by BigraffaD February 7, 2024
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One Press

This is meaning for a Girl/Guy who you deem only fit to have sex with once or boastful talk meaning to Fuck.
I would give Rita Ora ah "One Press" but i wouldn't wife her!
I herd you and Sarah are dating? are you mad fam? after she's just a "One Press" lol
by mrdior.101 (insta) June 21, 2016
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