by pleepyploop405 March 3, 2025
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Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”
by Cally420 March 27, 2025
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N posting ( N : /ˈɛn/ ) ( posting : /ˈpoʊstɪŋ/ ) Defines the act of continuously typing the letter N on any platform to another party.
1. "I totally bombed Chiv Hitters's discord N posting and now mods r pissing they pants"
2. "The catastrophic events that followed the battle of Agincourt forced countrymen to N post on the Duke's
ramparts out of sheer desperation
2. "The catastrophic events that followed the battle of Agincourt forced countrymen to N post on the Duke's
ramparts out of sheer desperation
by Randall Laheysson May 9, 2025
Get the N posting mug.Ghost posting is when someone posts on Facebook groups anonymously, because there a scared little bitch who wants attention because nobody in real life will give them any, and they know that.
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Get the Sad Posting mug.Anchor posting is when someone with a problematic and or controversial accounts (usually far right ) posts something on the other side of the spectrum, pandering to a more moderate thus acceptable position so their accounts won’t get banned, making the sense of the word as putting an anchor so the ship won’t detach and get lost.
“You saw his post condemning the nazi regime i thought he was a fascist himself”
“Yeah, he doesn't actually believe that, he’s just Anchor posting so his account won’t get banned this time”
“Yeah, he doesn't actually believe that, he’s just Anchor posting so his account won’t get banned this time”
by Notorius DOSO September 19, 2025
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a verb referencing the way Kanye west uses twitter, to post insane ramblings usually about minorities or conspiracy theories to their social media.
could also refer to general insane takes on social media, like the way Tyler, the Creator would post irredeemable takes to twitter back in the day. but in this instance it likely wasn't some sort of episode he was having, its probably just how bro was at the time.
a verb referencing the way Kanye west uses twitter, to post insane ramblings usually about minorities or conspiracy theories to their social media.
could also refer to general insane takes on social media, like the way Tyler, the Creator would post irredeemable takes to twitter back in the day. but in this instance it likely wasn't some sort of episode he was having, its probably just how bro was at the time.
by canopener4 October 24, 2025
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