religious persuasion

(n.) Ones' religion, that one was persuaded into belief of by man or miracle. Usually refering to the denomination as opposed to the actual religion.

I am a Christian, of the catholic persuasion, and will defend my beliefs against anyone who challenges them, unless thier misinterpretation is so great, that they should simply DIE, which rules out most people who talk about contradictions in the bible and other claptrap.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

asain persuasion

wen someone who has no buisness dating a chino is dating a chino

eww?!? she really has a thing for asain persuasion?!??

by thtkushh December 9, 2010

persian perfume

To expell gas in one's face creating a foul smell similar to that of a paki or indian person's natural body odor.

The porta-potty was steaming with a pungent dose of persian perfume.

by "Deepthroat Dean" Simmons June 11, 2006

persian goddess

persian goddess

this is actually supposed to be an IRONIC term.

persian women tend to be less attractive on average to other ethnicities, a persian goddess is an arab or indian woman who looks beautiful and persian men fall for.

persian men call these arab or indian women 'persian goddesses'

persian guy: *Drool* wow, look at that sexy brown babe, she's a goddess!

persian guy 2: yeah, i think she's arab or indian?

persian guy 1: yeah, she a persian goddess!

by yukosu87 January 13, 2011

persian wifflebat

When a lady does a gentleman from behind with a strap-on. The rapid motion causes the testicles to smack against the penis, resembling a bat hitting balls.

"Hey Stumo, wanna persian wifflebat?"

"Naw, man i cant afford it, plus that shit hurts."

by Class of '07 April 15, 2007

Persian Hold'Em

Alternate form of Strip Poker, generally having widespread use among the Persian population.

Since we're all tipsy, its time for some Persian Hold'em!

by Tai Cai December 14, 2008

Persian Recorder

When a female giving oral sex is timid, only putting the tip of the penis into her mouth and barely touching it with her fingertips, as if she were fingering an instrument.

"I was excited when I thought she was going to give me a blowjob, but it turns out I just got a Persian Recorder."

by V6 September 14, 2009