by Boxfridge November 25, 2017
Get the Feeding the penguin mug.A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
by The_wild_hippopotamus August 27, 2016
Get the Slimy penguin mug.A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
by anawesome1 July 10, 2016
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Get the penguins chuff mug.A fluffy cute Penguin, which was the primary food source of Uuggaa back in the days of tube screens and intel pentiums. Their internet is exceptionally bad and they are not leaving their den very often.
Survival strategies include vampirism and wearing fluffy jumpsuits.
Awkward behaviour included!
Survival strategies include vampirism and wearing fluffy jumpsuits.
Awkward behaviour included!
by [YOLO-2020] February 10, 2020
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Get the Fcpl. Penguin mug.A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
by Аnоn December 31, 2011
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