pee-shirt 

when, while taking a piss, your shirt flap falls in front of your pee-stream and you piss on it.

"FUCK! I just pee-shirted myself!"

pee-shirt by Derek Thomas June 28, 2007

Pee Jerker 

Getting so excited that you have to pee a little

It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.

Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee

Pee Jerker by SayThat1MoreAgain March 26, 2010

pee on it 

make sure you pee, everywhere,on yourself, and on the person you are laughing with.pee on the objects that are funny too.

make sure you bring extra undies everywhere because a peable moment may arise. (in fact they most often do)

"oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women"
"pee on it tesswa"
"ericwa, i pee on you"
"oh my god shanswa. peeeeee"

pee on it by Natwa June 9, 2008

pee-pee head 

A complete and utter fool. Laughable. Incomprehensible.

George Bush is a pee-pee head

pee-pee head by the vooch October 19, 2004

pee shy 

Pee shy happens when I stand at the urinal and 25 guys are behind me.

Mindy's mother asked her why she always pee so much after school. Mindy answered that she can't go in school anymore. She is now pee shy. Her girlfriend Wendy told her that she has been hanging out at her house so much that she caught her dad's genetic disease called stage fright.

pee shy by filup October 26, 2006

pee jigglin' 

when you gotta take a piss so bad you're movin round all over place.

"look at you, you stupid fuck, you're pee jigglin'like a bitch."

pee jigglin' by piss-master June 26, 2006

pee bubble bomb 

One of the funniest way to pee ever invented. It's the act of holding your prepuce together over your penis while peeing so that no liquiq comes out. The accumulation then forms a kind of bubble of pee that you can release like a bomb.

Jimi - Carl can hold his pee bubble bomb up to ten seconds!!!
Jamal - Whoo! He's a real trooper! How big does it get ?
Jimi - Almost as big as a tennis ball. He has years of training.

pee bubble bomb by Jimi Stevens March 2, 2008