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Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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peterson

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.
Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.
by roumor January 25, 2021
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Prawtterson

A "Prawtterson" Is a person who loves to cheat in class.
Sometimes a, "Prawtterson" might also bully others for other reasons.
One way some people call a Prawtterson is a legend.
"Man! Hank really is a Prawtterson."
Have you heard of that Prawtterson legend?"
by MythicExpert12 July 26, 2021
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pattern urself

Demi: "ben PATTERN URSELF"
Ben: "I don't speak Demi, can I get a translation"
by ert4345 September 13, 2021
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Peterson'd

When someone gives another person drugs with the intention of getting them so high they can take advantage of them sexually.
Dude: Damn bro, you aint gonna believe this shit, I straight got Peterson'd last night!

Bro: No shit? Did they do butt things?

Dude: Fuck you!
by Screwy1488 September 17, 2021
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pattern yourself

Oi stop being so rude and pattern yourself
by anonymous February 17, 2022
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Patternous

Using a pattern. If something is regular and consistent, it is patternous.
The ocean waves are patternous.
by Blithering Baboon March 27, 2022
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