parking

to have sex in a park

do u wanna go parking wif me?

by clumsy pixie XD November 29, 2009

Parking Ass

v. Whatever the person reading or hearing it thinks it is; have fun seeing what other people think of this phrase.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you park? 8. I was parking ass soooo much.

by Internet Lumberjack January 6, 2011

Palinguist

One who exhibits a knowledge and ability to actually understand and interpret the incomprehensible and incoherent comments and made-up words used by Sarah Palin and her tribe.

Sarah Palin's use of the made-up word, refudiate is not that difficult for any Palinguist. Like any other linguist, they immerse themselves in the mores, airborne wolf-killing and clothing that makes up the Palin culture and language.

When Sarah Palin stated, "As we work and sightsee on America's largest island, we'll get to view more majestic bears, so now is a good time to draw attention to the political equivalent of the species," only a Palinguest could have known that Palin was referring to Kodiak Island in Alaska, even though Hawaii is America's largest island

by bluespiper November 3, 2010

parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.

Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.

by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

by ks4isu November 3, 2015

playa parking

The Act of Rockstar Parking, only with a more ghetto presence.

Yo Homie, Bust A Bitch! I Just Seen Some Playa Parking In That Handicap Zone!... What Old Lady!?

by Mike Moody December 7, 2006

celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)

B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."

by BBlackout February 14, 2008