ted park

To pull through a parking spot and park facing toward the aisle.

I’m going to Ted Park so I don’t have to drive in reverse when I leave the lot.

by emkohlo August 22, 2018

player parking

similar to rock star parking, player parking is not limited to spots in front of a club or bar, but even the prime spot in front of the burrito place which allows you to keep an eye on your car while you are ordering/eating

I can leave my windows down and not worry about my shit gettin jacked because i got player parking

by DKStamos16 March 21, 2008

Spray Park

Multiple partners participating in a golden shower in a public location.

Me and buddies just drank a 24 pack. Ever been to a spray park?

Person A: How was your vacation?
Person B: Have you ever been to a spray park? it was awesome!

Pickup line:
You look dirty. Ever been in a golden spray park?

by Not.my.real.name June 6, 2010

Park honey

Random shanks that hang out at the malvern Park, usually small town hotties that peaked in highschool. Also known as dairy Queen hoes when they wander over to the DQ parking lot. Will be typically found skankin around at the party trying to lure an unsuspecting Colfor employee because of their superior manliness.

Holy hell dave saw 5 Park honeys on his walk today! Boy I'd love to get me a park honey after I leave the west inn tonight!

by Forgemaster1 May 27, 2016

Nicholas Park

A title you give to a poor unsuspecting individual when they act on an event with little to or lack of fundamental reasoning or impossible amounts of irrationality that you question the extent of human intellect.

Oh my god. Stacey just took a big dump on the homeroom teacher's table. What a Nicholas Park thing to do.

by pedrojeon November 10, 2019

park the tiger

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006

takoma park

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

by hottness January 12, 2004