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parker

A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.
A small kid who tries to fit in but his only friend is Zan. parker is not hot and will never get a girl friend.
by warning wolf May 7, 2018
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parker

sam: do you know parker?
jackson: oh! the dumbass one?
by neighborhood_arthoe November 4, 2019
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Cody Parker

Some fat emo poser kid who likes to act sohphisticated and can't read.
Cody just ignited his mattress and burned his house down killing his cat in the process!
by Alicia April 6, 2005
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parker peterson

A male who displays many characteristics of a female. Sometimes called a pussy or a female reproductive system.
C'mon man! Stop being such a parker peterson and just ask her out on a date!
by Tig.Bitties January 23, 2017
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Hailey Parker

Hailey Parker is a LESBION freak who likes to give girls massages and lay on top of them. She ALWAYS talks about boobs, even though she doesn't have any and they are con-caved. She is the MOST hypicritical person EVER and always has to have things her way. She probably fingers herself at night so she feels straight, just like the girl from black swan. She makes you watch movies about naked girls and gets mad when you want to change it. She also thinks guys are icky even though she is in 8th grade! If you know a hailey parker you should be scared for your life and run away!
by bball171 October 27, 2011
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bryce parker

the cutest thing alive. very funny, attractive , and athletic.
bryce parker is really darn cute
by ugllyyyyyyyyyyy February 4, 2015
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Parker'ed

To have the wrong part/item ordered for you to install at a client, thus making YOU look stupid.
Me: I got to the client to install some RAM only to find I'd been Parker'ed. It was laptop RAM and I needed Desktop RAM! I was SO embarassed and had to come back later after getting the RIGHT part ordered. The worst part is the original is non-refundable!

Co-Worker: Yeah, man, you got TOTALLY Parker'ed!
by StriderWA September 21, 2010
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