cock parking

The act of “Netflix and chill” but instead of sex, the guy’s soft cock is parked in the mouth of the person who’s head is in his lap while they both watch tv

I was at Brian/Brianna’s house yesterday cock parking while watching tv

by Mmmzzz January 5, 2020

park a custard

Means to throw up; hurl

You guys go on ahead, I'll catch up in a few. I gotta go park a custard.

by TheDeathBot June 17, 2008

Spray Park

Multiple partners participating in a golden shower in a public location.

Me and buddies just drank a 24 pack. Ever been to a spray park?

Person A: How was your vacation?
Person B: Have you ever been to a spray park? it was awesome!

Pickup line:
You look dirty. Ever been in a golden spray park?

by Not.my.real.name June 6, 2010

poggers park

A country and place on Google Maps, that consists of frogs, drug addicts, anarchists, and Biggie Smalls megafans.

Have you been to Poggers Park?

Yeah, it was a riot. The locals smoke so much weed that there's a permanent cloud of smoke hanging over the nation.

Dope.

by The pog frogs October 22, 2020

Nicholas Park

A title you give to a poor unsuspecting individual when they act on an event with little to or lack of fundamental reasoning or impossible amounts of irrationality that you question the extent of human intellect.

Oh my god. Stacey just took a big dump on the homeroom teacher's table. What a Nicholas Park thing to do.

by pedrojeon November 10, 2019

park the tiger

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006

takoma park

capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.

l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!

by hottness January 12, 2004