Nicholaus Parijs

The most amazing man alive. He is very compassionate, and always puts others before himself. The best friend you could ever ask for, he can crack a joke or be mature whenever the situation calls for it. He is willing to talk to you about anything to comfort you. If you are dating him, he is even okay with you talking about your ex-boyfriends to get out your frustration. Safety is never an issue with him, Nicholaus will protect you until the end. Loves nature and sports, especially soccer. He has a perfect body, and is also an extraordinary lover; seeming to have no faults. There are not words enough to describe how amazing he is.

Girl 1: "Who is your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "Nicholaus Parijs."
Girl 1: "OMG your sooo lucky! You wanna share?!"
Girl 2: "NO."
Girl 1: "Awww...okay. But if you ever change your mind..."
Girl 2: "HA. That will never happen."

by Your "Luvie" January 7, 2012

Niggas in Paris

A song made by a dude with huge lips and another with a huge ego... ask Beyonce. But nevertheless extremely talented niggas... Also, they are constantly hated on because of their association with secret societies.

"Flow so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me, But first they gotta find me, What's 50 million to a nigga like myself could you please remind me?"

Crazy-ass line from "Niggas in Paris"..

2) Dude 1: Oh my gosh, did you just see Jay Z flash the camera the all-seeing eye?

Dude 2: Nope, I was too busy wondering if those lips are even possible...

3) Dude 1: Lord have mercy, did you just see Kanye West's Power music video? It's a field of freemasonic art!!

Dude 2: Nope, I was too busy watching him writhe on the ground expressing the hunger in his stomach because he missed supper...

by Loki-T January 28, 2012

Paris

1. The act of striking a male's penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.

2. The capital and largest city of France, in the north-central part of the country on the Seine River. Founded as a fishing village on the Île de la Cité, Paris (then called Lutetia) was captured and fortified by the Romans in 52 B.C. Clovis I made it the capital of his kingdom after A.D. 486, and Hugh Capet established it as the capital of France after his accession to the throne in 987. Through the succeeding centuries, Paris grew rapidly as a commercial, cultural, and industrial center. The city was occupied by the Germans in World War II from June 14, 1940, to August 25, 1944. Population: 2,152,329.

"Well, we'll always have Paris!"

by andrew November 28, 2004

Paris Hilton syndrome

The Paris Hilton syndrome refers to the gleeful pleasure that some people get when some essentially harmless prominent or attractive person experiences humiliation; as was the case when the Hilton heiress and model Paris Hilton was outed in the widely-disseminated and infamous sex video. It is essentially one form of schadenfreude.

Meg and Candy enjoyed the fall from grace of pop princess Britney Spears; another manifestation of the Paris Hilton syndrome.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 18, 2006

Parisite

A young girl who dresses like Paris Hilton and imagines that this is a cool thing to do

Look at that Parisite.

by R&D January 29, 2009

Parisian hot dog

A Parisian hot dog is when the tips of two penises touch each other head to head.

A Parisian hot dog is when there is an excess of seminal fluid discharged.

I was at the urinal and some guy totally tried to Parisian hot dog me!
We Parisian hot dogged after. It was so tender.

I was with this guy and I swear it was like a Parisian hot dog!

by Jtoad June 26, 2012

Parish

when someone is acting slow

You acting parish.

by dumo6996 December 3, 2018