Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.

The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade

by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015

cunt parade

A person who is cunty to such an extreme degree that they are cuntier than an entire parade of cunts.

"Leslie, you have been a real cunt parade ever since you got roasted."

by mathematicalNonsense April 17, 2016

Kyle Parker

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

military parade

Presidential event to compensate for things he has that are much smaller

President Trump wants to have a Bigly Military Parade because everything he has is small.

by Urban humor February 10, 2018

Kodey parker

A boss gamer

Kodey parker is such a good gamer on gta 5

by MATT A GOD February 18, 2018