French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

BLK PUNX PRESS

A DIY venue in Cleveland, OH that focuses on fostering community for independent artists in a safe space for LGBTQIA+. Oh and they make sure artist get paid adequately! $$$

Hey you going to that show this weekend at BLK PUNX PRESS?

by Joinmy.navy November 24, 2021

Pint press

The act of lifting 2 equal weight beer barrels latched to a bar.
The lifter has to drink beer from the tubes attached to the barrels on the way down, and forcefully pressing back up to extend the arms.

Sneerkoet: You can only lift 55kg?! I clear 70kg

Erreb: go get drunk ginger
Jizzias: Pintpressmaxxing Chadge
Erreb: Pint press 70kg with sneerkoets 2 cm thing

by AaronEnShooters December 28, 2023

des will press

It means that a girl will start acting fake and will try to get to be with the popular kids. wannabe It means she will abandon her friends and lie, so when the sentence "Des will press is heard," whoever is the "des" is the one not to be trusted. aKa the person who says it.

I don't really like you, so des will press.

by SaraQthePanda June 5, 2018

Dr. Pepper French Press

It’s when you put all of the empty left over bags of coke into a cup of doctor pepper, after it absorbs the rest of the coke from the bags you strain the Dr. Pepper into another cup and drink it for an energy boost.

Damn, I can’t get ahold of my guy. I had to do a Dr. Pepper French press just to make it to work today.

by Birdliveinmybeard March 21, 2024

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025