greg lu position

when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass

Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!

by dastiglovaa September 22, 2011

Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

by Spinroyd October 15, 2013

Positive thoughts

Thoughts in need of a reality check.

You can go fuck yourself with your positive attitude and your positive thoughts, nobody needs them to live.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Positive Pedro

The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.

doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.

P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.

doombreeder3832: no its fine.

by charles charlie October 14, 2008

Ass rape position

If you are in prision and you drop you soap and you bend down to pick it up you are in the ass rape position.And are in danger of being ass raped. So if you are in prision do not pick up your soap.

John learned the hard way about the ass rape position.

by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

by OMGary March 15, 2008

VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

by weave August 22, 2003