Fountain with no water.

An adjective to describe someone as useless or worthless.

Alfie: “You’re such a fountain with no water.”

by KaiFentat November 23, 2025

Dorian’s Fountain

Established September 13, 2021, A Fountain located at La Plaza Park in the center of Dana Point, California. Donated by the city of Dana Point and maintained by a patron of Hennessy’s tavern. The Fountain is a major attraction on weekends due an increase of visitor’s from Southside San Clemente, who can be seen enjoying a swim in the fountain.

Michael was awarded the keys to the city after saving a grow man from drowning in 3 inch of water in the fountain

The city of Dana Point imports holy water from Flint, Michigan for use in the Fountain

Dorian’s fountain is not just any other fountain

by Dana West November 28, 2025

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

The blairmore soda fountain

The act of putting sprite or any carbonated beverage into your mouth then holding someone’s penis inside letting the carbonation do all the work.

Yeah dude, last week Becky gave me “The blairmore soda fountain”, it was absolutely wild

by Thebiggestcheez December 16, 2025

Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.

Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.

by Dj Dylan January 8, 2026

Cadbury Egg Fountain

When a man pulls out of another mans ass and his schwantz is covered in brown shit. He then blows a hot load of sweet cream into his bros face.

Rob asked Kyle for a Cadbury Egg Fountain to celebrate his wedding

by Rexlba February 22, 2025

Fountain snatch

A girl that can squirt just by penetrating her COOCHIE

That girls fountain snatch got my bed saturated with her nut after we smashed my bed was all wet . She wouldn’t let me finish cuz her fountain snatch was bout to blow. Good thing her fountain snatch didn’t erupt or my sheets would have been ruined .

by 818King February 24, 2025