Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.

Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.

by Chriscape April 16, 2020

COVID-20

...
What?

There is no COVID-20. Not yet

“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
“Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*

by okamipad December 06, 2020

COVID ConcernGram

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020

Covid-1

After you slam your first girl after the pandemic

Mate 1: Yo bro, I’m on covid-1
Mate 2: you slow bro, i’m already on covid-5

by Hazdog2000 May 18, 2020

COVID EXHAUSTION

Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees

Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion

by Urbandemolition February 13, 2021

Covid Brain

Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.

I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.

by Wise Guy Blue January 11, 2021

Covid Booger

The thick white mucus and associated boogers people that hang around weeks after a Covid infection.

I kicked the Covid quickly, but the Covid Boogers are still hanging out in my nostrils.

by Buzz081421 August 17, 2021