"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gearmug. Racing gear Dressed for sex .
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "
I took of her dress I was surprised she was wearing stockings and suspenders "full racing gear "
by Slickforlife June 18, 2018
Get the Racing gearmug.
Get the on the gearmug. by saltysanty October 12, 2020
Get the grind my gearsmug. Waterproof clothing consisting of overall pants and a rain jacket used on the deck of a boat or anywhere you might get wet.
by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023
Get the oil gearmug. A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.
Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025
Get the Kingaroy Gear Shiftmug. I found this ceramic fish with a clock in its belly at the garage sale; now that’s some clutch gear!
by Jeanbean May 1, 2018
Get the Clutch gearmug.