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Asmodeus offering

In Asmodeus worship a symbolic human sacrifice.
A young,beatiful and virgin woman is chosen as a willing sacrifice.
They first meet with her where she is given many gifts some very expensive.
Her body is then cleansed and perfumed. She is gets on a mobile throne like the kind used by kings long ago and is then carried into the next room where the rest of the worshipers are seated.
She then gets up and goes to where a large plater has been placed which is large enough to support her whore body that is made either gold,silver or some other prescious metal which she lays down on. A priest then comes and has sex with her.
The loss of her virginity is the virgins symbolic death and rebirth as a more desirable woman.
Asmodeus worshipers define a woman as any human female who has had her first menstruation wheather on the same day or years ago.
They are going to have an asmodeus offering.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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offers

Meaning off of something. For example to stop taking drugs. Mainly used by South London 'yout'!
Nah man, im offers all dat stuff.

Nah bruv, i dont blaze no more, im offers all dat stuff.
by W Malker September 3, 2005
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bribery offer

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Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
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