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The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.
Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"
by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026
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Fade The Octopus

It's a verse used jokingly to say, "yes, let's do this" or "hell yeah".
Person 1: Say man, you wanna play some bones.
Person 2: Yeah my nig, Fade the octopus.
by boo&brasen March 7, 2011
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Letting the octopus out

"Letting the octopus out", correlates the manner in which a friend will look when he is using all 8 of his limbs to consume drinks furiously .
"Bill is really letting the octopus out tonight!"
by Jubilee B August 29, 2016
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Super Ultra Mega Octopus

Inviting 7 of your friends to insert all your dicks in a stripper
"Hey Sweet Tits Wanna make a Super Ultra Mega Octopus With me,John,Mark,Sam,Tim,Dan,Jack and Larry?"
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sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you
I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget
by ria hcnep May 21, 2020
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A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.
Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"
by Hym Iam May 7, 2022
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Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.
Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.
by Kahjite October 22, 2024
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