pants 'o clock

the period that encompasses all times other than "no pants 'o clock" ( 5:45 to 6:45 am or pm) where pants and undergarments are intended to be worn by participants.

oh man, no pants 'o clock ended 24 minutes ago, i gotta go get some pants

by John Grizzlyhog August 6, 2008

stupid o'clock

Something you say when an in-bred redneck asks you the time

In-bred redneck: "What's the time on that there portable counting clok you is wearing?"

You: "Stupid o'Clock."

by uncleboonie February 15, 2004

bear o'clock

time for beer

dark bean:its time for bear o'clock

by the rdam and bean and distance January 24, 2010

5 o'clock shadow

An abundance of pubic hairs that have collected on the rim or bowl of a toilet or urinal.

Yo! Someone needs to shave the pisser man, its got a nasty 5 o'clock shadow.

by nate_j_y December 6, 2005

5 o'clock shad-ow!

stubble puss like a wire brush on the unsuspecting peen

I warned him I was getting a wax tomorrow and had a little stubble puss but he was balls-deep before he figured out I was really rocking a 5 o'clock shad-ow! He got me back a week later when he turned a lovely 69 into an angry dragon.

by Brangelina's Bastard March 6, 2019

drop o'clock

the paramount time to swallow or drop your pill of ecstasy. or drug of choice.

" Yo Bobby it's drop o'clock!"
" Sweet, chuck us a pill"

by hamlet hamletson February 15, 2009

noon o'clock shotgun

10 minutes prior to noon, gather your friends and puncture a hole in the bottom of each of your beers, making sure that nothing is spilling by tilting your beer. upon the arrival of noon o'clock, crack open the beers and drink out of the hole you made. Most commonly used at college football game tailgates

Hurry up and get your beers, time to noon o'clock shotgun soon!

by Aggressive Drinker August 12, 2011