Eric Jiang

A very big, Fat, ugly ferocious beast that eats kids pps and tried to eat my pets.

He’s a very annoying kid who eats a whole into the school computer and makes love to them he also hates black people

Man that fat guy sure is an Eric Jiang

by Mustard Nigger November 29, 2018

Paul-Eric

Paul-Eric is an awesome dude, who always works diligently to achieve every single one of his goals. He's really ambitious, but a bit egotistical. A mix of the personalities of Paul and Eric

Charles: "Damn, did you see that? Paul-Eric ranked top 50 worldwide for his test scores and he just started that class last week!"

Jake: "I wish I had Paul-Eric's work ethic."

by republicanstateofwar July 13, 2020

eric griffin

A forgotten member of the best fuckin band out, murderdolls. He's the bass player and the one with the cool spikey--mullet haircut thing goin on on his head...also very sexy...not that that really matters coz he's a fuckin awsum bassist!!

me: "oh...my...look...it is eric griffin..."
<screams and runs up to him>
me: "may I have a lock of your hair?"
eric: "fuck no!"
me: "damn...well...can u just sign my ass then?"
eric: "gotta pen?"

by ghoulscout#666 September 30, 2006

Eric Cho

An Asian version of Chuck Norris. Sure he isn't even a little bit of Chuck Norris's awesomeness, but he's closer than anyone in the planet.

Person 1: I saw Eric Cho the other day, but when i saw him my eyes burned because they were too unworthy.

Person 2: That explains why your blind...

by Emo Elephant August 29, 2008

pulling an eric

Leaving your friends to go home and jerk off

Jim said that he had a baseball game. "Nah bruh he's just pulling an eric"

by Ayylmao6999 November 10, 2015

Eric Whang

One of the top Chinese martial arts practitioners in the world. Through numerous years of hard work, he has reached a stage in Wushu in which not many can even get close to. Winning many trophies and awards, this martial arts prodigy has gained worldwide appeal and attention. Many consider his Wushu skills to be unmatched.

Eric Whang is my Wushu hero!

by Jennie Chen May 13, 2007

Eric Cantor

U.S. Congressman or possibly manager of the asshole store.

'Eric Cantor reminds me of the Manager of the asshole store.' -Lewis Black.

by Johnny Blac February 9, 2009