Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023
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by mr bombo February 27, 2004
Get the Outdoor Nelson mug.A girl who's scene phase will never fade, her children will be born with a strong set of bangs and perfectly executed wings. She says she's a screen writer but she mostly procrastinates and watches cartoons, doesn't mean she never gets her work done though. If Gabby Nelson were an animal she'd be like a fuckin' Goldeen...probably. Gaby Nelson is not too athletic anymore, she used to be but like I said procrastination and cartoons. Gabby tells people she's a vegetarian because she thinks its too complicated to explain that she is a pescatarian to most people. Fun fact Gabby Nelson is an atheist jewish girl who faints on occasion.
by Dr Ozzzz June 6, 2018
Get the gabby nelson mug.Sexy ass girl with sexy tits and a really nice ass. Super funny and really cute. Clingy, but adorable so it’s fine. If you get your hands on a Chloe Nelson, die. She’s mine😤😤
by CommanderWeeb November 9, 2021
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Some would describe her as a mother of earth but I’d describe her as mother of her own destruction.
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Some would describe her as a mother of earth but I’d describe her as mother of her own destruction.
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This Bennie Nelson is a savage but dam she cruel asf.
She’s horrible at affection and loving one another. She can’t make any sacrifices for anyone besides her on self being. She one selfless female dog.
She’s horrible at affection and loving one another. She can’t make any sacrifices for anyone besides her on self being. She one selfless female dog.
by Gotruckyourself March 18, 2019
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by PuzzledChicken67 October 10, 2025
Get the Naughty Nelson mug.Born in 1908, Nelson Aldrich Rockefeller was the former vice-president of the United States between 1974 and 1977 under Gerald Ford. He was known to be a moderate Republican, and the expression « Rockefeller Republican » was named after him.
Nelson Rockefeller was a moderate Republican in the US as Brian Mulroney was a moderate conservative in Canada.
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