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Milk Mustache

After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.

Female empowering version of a sexual joke.
I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.
by MustachiodeMilk June 4, 2009
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Hitler mustache

When someone gives a person oral and the pubic hair of the "receiver" falls out. the hair then sticks to the "givers" face on their upper lip giving them a hitler mustache.
I was eaten my girlfreind out last night and i got a hitler mustache. I ain't ever doin that shit again.
by that guy February 1, 2005
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Heil Hitler Mustache

before wiping your ass taking some off and draw a hitler moustache on a young lady's uper lip
Last night i got really bored on the toilet, soo before i was done i called my girlfriend in and surprised her with a Heil Hitler Mustache...
by stephenog August 24, 2010
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brazilian mustache

When a girl shits and a guy catches it in his hand and wipes it all over his face so he has a mustache.
Matt - " Oh my god, my face still stinks from stacy last night."
Cody - "SHE GAVE YOU A FUCKING BRAZILIAN MUSTACHE, DIDN'T SHE!?"
by long rodman January 30, 2009
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muffstache

When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.
"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."
by redcore September 17, 2007
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French Mustache

When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!
by Daniel4564508 January 14, 2008
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handle-bar mustache

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad
by bob December 5, 2003
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