pig muffin

Term used to describe a emensly short and fat person.

Check out that pig muffin over there, she is pretty fat.

by jayandamelia January 13, 2005

english muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

chip muffin

A connoisseur's interpretation of that great British food staple, the chip sandwhich. The thinking man's terminology if you will. Sometimes referred to as a chip barm. Frowned upon when incorrectly localised to a chip cake, roll, bun, bap etc.

Jasmine went into the chippy and asked for a chip bread cake. A what? Said the proprietor? You mean a chip muffin you div. now get out and don't come back until you can speak English.

by Larsey April 24, 2016

bad muffin

A phrase often used to depict someone or something that is "tough" (and, or) "too cool for school".

Like walking down the road late at night with my sunglasses on like I'm a bad Muffin.

Bitch, I'm the baddest muffin on this webpage.

by Feline of Flower August 16, 2016

Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021