Montana Mustang

A man in a dress that passes as a women.

Man i’d love to take her for a ride.
She’ll buck you off bud, that there’s a Montana mustang

by Diquelikkur November 19, 2025

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021

MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister

You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.

by nff1987 July 24, 2016

Montana Sushi Roll

A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls

Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni

by Bunkerfunker22 August 4, 2016

Montana Cinnamon Roll

While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.

I met this heifer at the bar last night, totally gave her a Montana Cinnamon Roll!

by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021

MONTANA Of 300

The rap god, Walter Anthony "Tony" Bradford, better known by his stage name Montana of 300, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter from Chicago, Illinois. His debut studio album, Fire in the Church, was released on May 20, 2016. He continues to surpass every artist with his remixes and own work to this day. Nobody can compare to Montana, he is the boy that never sold his soul.

Who’s the best rapper alive? Friend: Montana of 300!!! AH HUHHHHH!!!

by jake1234567 June 14, 2022

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013