mongle

v. mongled, mongling, mongles

1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon.
2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten.

synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated

Let's all head over the bar to get mongled.

Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

Cock Monger

A really poor whore who will perform sexual acts for money

That cock monger will do anything for five dollars

by James Aaron Smith February 26, 2008

mongle

stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"

"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004

Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 13, 2004

mongeese

goose-singular geese-plural
mongoose-singular mongeese-plural; see!

mongeese, MONGEESE it fly away!!!!!!1

by Christopher mark Warburton October 4, 2004

Mongrel

Mongrel a person that acts absolutely the worst to other people

Are you a mongrel are you the worst

by TGDEN July 5, 2020

groin-monger

A projectile or the act of throwing a projectile into anothers groin. Usually used for punishment or laughs

Marc- Did u see eggy cop that groin-monger from adam today? He was so angry

Michael- Dont know why........ he doesnt have anything in that area.

by barrboy October 28, 2007