Michael 

A man often known as a slut. One who always gets bottom during sex

That slut Michael had sex again, and he was on the bottom

Michael by Harriet Joness September 1, 2013

Michael 

A boy who is tall, skinny and not that cute, but still attractive. Funny and a nerd, he often makes silly but cute mistakes, and has questionable fashion choices. He is inmuture but sensible at the same time and always a dork. Loves all manners of nerd movies like Doctor Who and Lord of the Rings. Usually homeschooled.

Me: Michael, what are you doing?
Micheal: building a TARDIS.

Michael by OriginalSquidney June 14, 2015

Michael 

A gay Kid with autism who needs even more help cuz he has aids and ADHD

Michael stop fucking that cat

Michael by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 25, 2018

Michael 

Usually blonde or brunette. A sweet and genuine guy when you're alone with him. But tends to be at least a little different when both you are around other people. Good taste in music. Drummer. On the other hand, he cheats and makes out with most of the color guard as well as others. Has a girl best friend. His best friend seems to have a major crush on him but won't admit it.

Person: Michael's a good kisser but can't go out with him since he cheats.

Michael by KarliSteph April 17, 2013

Michael 

A Michael is a rare breed of a man. You know you have spotted a Michael when A. He has long hair (usually running his hands through it, Michael's are obsessed with their hair), walking barefoot or in sandals through out all seasons, typically dressed in casual wear (normally wearing the same outfit for days every week). B. Is ranting about different philosophies, nature, or well... just about anything, really. This type of male is known to be a human encyclopedia. He has a tendency to get extremely hyper one moment, jumping on things and such and extremely moody the next (usually caused by hunger). A Michael of this breed, can become extremely restless, frustrated by gossip, and too passionate without warning. Usually this type of human being can be spotted with a Krystal.

"I just had the most random adventure with Michael today."

Michael by audrey_h February 24, 2013

Michael 

an ugly little hoe

Dave: "You're a bitch"
Greg: "You're a Michael"

Dave: "I think I'm gonna go home

Michael by Johnny hernandez March 31, 2015

Michael 

A common name for men who suck dick. Their step dad's passed down to them the ability to suck dick for cocaine. The original Michael was the Archangel of sucking dick. After Michael digest all the protein from the cock fields, they usually go to their sisters homes to put shit stains on their toilets.

Meet your new step dad Michael... (the beginning of your dick sucking career)

Michael by TheGoodLordofHouston September 7, 2016