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mexican smokestack 

(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.
"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."
mexican smokestack by Janet Hartwell November 26, 2007

Mexican WMD 

5 HP Leaf Blower
Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!
Mexican WMD by King Castillo April 1, 2009

Mexican Sourgrub 

When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.
Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.
Mexican Sourgrub by Seeeh September 2, 2009

Mexican Sky 

The act of getting oral sex while looking up at the sky. This can be enhanced by either smoking a blunt or drinking tequila.
A girl getting oral and smoking a fatty while shes standing up looking up at the empty mexican sky.
Mexican Sky by free 99 channel January 23, 2010

Mexican Mourning 

A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!

One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...

Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
Mexican Mourning by PhysiksMIA February 24, 2010

Mexican Mobele 

A black truck that Oscar drives to drive Cassie, Izzy and Ziv around while listening to Mexican music
Oscar drive us with the Mexican Mobele