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metrosexual

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.
by shaft March 28, 2004
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a person who defines being, existence, therefore love and sex as convenience food. the opposite of savage love
this metrosexual century will not allow me to feed on love. after 7 abortions I am starving for love and cannot find anything short of a relationship that bans craziness.
by marie lascombes June 17, 2004
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Metrosexual

A new term in the English lexicon being used to describe attractive, well dressed, and sucessful men who are sought after by the opposite sex. This word came into use mainly by Beta Males because calling these men outright fags or homosexuals became overly used and exposed their jealousy and catiness that traditionally was ascribed to feminine behavior.
Tom Cruise, Jeff Gordan, Fabio, Leonardo Dicaprio, Metrosexual
by Hopey Changey November 28, 2009
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Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual
by exal1024 December 16, 2010
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Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.
by P_MaC May 17, 2014
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Metbrosexual

Men who dress in a "Metrosexual fashion" but you are 100% sure they are indeed straight.
"Hey Monica, I finally found you a Metbrosexual on Long Island."
by ThisUglyMug September 14, 2017
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Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.
The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.
by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019
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