Mario Kart 

The most famous Mario racing game where everyone claims they will destroy you only for all to get destroyed by the one true master.

Kid: I'm going to destroy you in a game of Mario Kart!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!

Mario Kart by GrainTrain November 28, 2017

mario cart

When a group of guys get in a circle and wank and who ever lasts the longest wins and who ever cums first has to lick it all up.

fag: You wan't to play mario cart

fag #2: I would love to

mario cart by 696969969696969969696 October 20, 2015

Mario Taint 

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.

Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...

Mario Taint by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Mario Bro 

One who must always "one up" someone

Person: Hey so I got a new phone! It's a nokia
Mario Bro: Well I got the new iphone
Person: Nice! I also got a new windows computer
Mario Bro: I have the new imac
Person: Dude....quit being such a mario bro

Mario Bro by awesomepersonofawesome December 14, 2011

mario garcia 

The most loving person any one could imagine. He is a hard worker and if he fails he gets back up and keeps on going.

Mario Garcia is perfect.

mario garcia by Mario Garcia September 14, 2017

Mario Teaches Typing 

Mario Teaches Typing is an educational computer game released in 1991. Players progressed through the game by completing various keyboarding challenges. A floating, disembodied Mario head assisted the player as they learned to type. Later, in 1997, a sequel titled "Mario Teaches Typing 2" was released. These games are most notably known as a farm for memes, and the clips of Mario's head are popular YouTube Poop sources.

Paul: Hey, you wanna come to my place later and play some Mario Teaches Typing?
Tony: Hell, no!

Bob: Where are all those Mario heads all over the internet from?
Steven: Some crappy game called Mario Teaches Typing.

Mario Teaches Typing by Trump is the best waifu June 16, 2018

Mario Maker'd 

When you perfectly organize a painfully shitty day for someone to go through just for your amusement.

I'm gonna have Eric get fired, beat up, and his food filled with laxatives. He deserves to get Mario Maker'd.

Mario Maker'd by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020