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MAILS

This is an acronym that means by "My Ass Is Lazy Syndrome". This word is used to get out of your work or school.
And to slowly walk away like a girl boss.
Tcher: Hey why are you not doing anything?
Student: Because I got MAILS!!
Student: Im outta here.

EX 2
Boss: Are you doing your work?
Worker: No.
Boss: Why? Go do it now!
Worker: No. I got MAILS.
Worker: Im outta here.
by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022
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MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL
Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn
by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019
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green mail

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.
Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).
by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024
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mail

1. a vehicle, such as a train, carrying mail.
2. a bag of letters to be conveyed by the postal system.
1. The mail in the sentence refers to a special train that transports letters and packages across the country.
2. The postman delivered a large bag of mail, filled with letters and packages for the neighborhood.
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
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penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.
Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?
by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014
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Potato Mail

When you make a really big, really smelly poop, package it in a box, and ship it to someone on their birthday. It is usually wrapped in birthday wrapping paper
Today was such a great birthday, then after my party, I got home and recieved some potato mail.
by Mr. Ornelas October 8, 2017
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chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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